The Offside Rule for Women

The Offside Rule for Women

You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and “whilst it is inflight” you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has “actually been thrown”, it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

amazing. I understand. I could still never be able to spot it in action though.


Hoes Are Vital For Society

Hoes Are Vital For Society

People are quick to bash hoes & criticise them, but life would be pretty boring without them.

If you’re not a hoe, you dont necessarily need to like them but they are vital for society..

heres a few examples why:

1. It would be pretty boring – no drama or hype because “Shaniqua”
fxcked your girls man …

2. Hoes make the mistakes for you, so you can learn from them
without having to cause harm to your own temple.

3. They teach the boys how to pleasure them, which means you wont
have to teach them as much as you would have..

4. For those of you that are against giving head, a hoe will gladly suck
your mans dick so you dont have to 🙂

Even in the old days, females were expected to be virgins until they were
married, while men were allowed to be as promiscuous as they wanted,
surely, there had to be hoes.. & in fact, there were women, usually slaves
that would provide this role..

So, dont hate on hoes, they make life easier for you, & they will eventually
catch something anyway…

rant over.